I fucking love this movie so much you have no idea.

THANKS ANON :D
I’m already a mermaid so
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
Hello Queen of Genovia
I’ll reblog it every time I see in my dash. EVERY. TIME.
Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers? Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?
Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?
Anyone else remember that? I sure do.
Also, remember that when all the people with superpowers were down for the count, Natasha’s response was to decide that she and Clint would stop the invasion all by themselves if they had to.
Badass.
do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo
yes
even his name is an innuendo
Oliver Wood was always my favourite. Look at all those puns.